I am here to settle an argument I get into at least
once a week. Yes, people: cheetah is a COLOR, and it’s my favorite one, too. I
consider cheetah a color for five reasons:
1. Not only does it tie black and brown together,
cheetah also adds a unique flair to your ensemble.
2. When dressed in cheetah, the wearer instantly
becomes a diva. Yes, you all know what song I am referring to…don’t make me
start singing it…Na, na,
na, diva is a female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a, of a hustla…
3.
Cheetah is everywhere, from shoes to jewelry, so it can be added to your closet
in many forms.
4.
Cheetah gives you the right to be overly dramatic. You know how the color blue
is supposed to make you feel sad? The color cheetah has the opposite effect.
When wearing cheetah, you are automatically granted the right to freak out over
petty things. Squealing like a schoolgirl when seeing your best friend, who you
just saw an hour ago, or jumping for joy when the cutest boy on campus
favorites your tweet is justified by the presence of cheetah.
5.
Because I, Alex Nelson, said so.
Please
feel free to agree or disagree.
Hoping your Christmas break is da bomb.com!
peace
& blessings
nels
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